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VOL 62, NO. 2

25 pages

Friday, May 9, 2025

PRICE FOUR CENTS

ggravy__: all rofl no laughs fronklyy: ICANT Krackerjax: you literally can make it up. FFXIV is fiction brother Aureus79: Man the substance was not that good it was really drawn out Maverick_Merc: idk about all that Subutaikhan: roflA HUHH madddelineb: HUHH somancy: Classic azztomouth69420: talk about an outie zwitti: SNL is perfectly capable of coming up with bad ideas for sketches shygybeats: literally MetalStoofs: jack antonoff broken_deposit_bottle: +2 polygone1217: poob bob dylan ts scribblesw: HUHH joshtaco2217: YESSIR drkr2: LETSGO Scathighs Mr_lava_lava_: roflA bullockje: lols everywhere pazacan: HUHH magresta: rofl + no laughs, thats the dream vultureheaded: YESSSSSIR Deltano: HUHH Sato_Mori: he's spittin Sunshineolaf: clip that out of context mauradeeer: ??? Ploobart: HUHH juvey__: +2 naylooor: HUHH HUHH maxbelong: roflA tacitrn: yes dude aisterion: 4Weird Jamba_mamba: JB Smoove as Bernie PajamasinLlamas: HUHH oh word? mulacor_gx: roflA Incredible_Ryugo: HUHH 󠀀 Lolrejected: HUH blort: null freddy_babe: I'd still watch it just for the aerobics scenes leo_skypirate: roflA chameowmile: HUHH HUHH ziggycub: HUHH pogboy1trillion: HUHH this guy wants to see rofl on screen? BeefGlobb: +2 thee_vicious: +2 fpink202: +2 wiiiiiink: what is that movie about???

'CAUGHT' - reallyreallyMartin

goose__bag: Nice ugieman: i need to watch this movie quackposting: northernlion harem RoyMartini: +2 mysterioos_tv: true JonBozz: mega64 type sketch erielle_rs: +2 the_dain_train: fuck true deatsu: wtf is the substance about HUHH Moriwo: True Ledface: -2 OafALoaf: Cut his mic polygone1217: HUHH roflA StatStick: This seems like a role Lary would be into OiledUpKing: Demi and Margaret did that shit madeofcroatia: don't spoil it, I have vague intentions to watch it within next 5-10 years FunkyElephantt: he speaks truth JudgingStare: The Substance has just been ruined for me and I was vaguely planning on watching that sometime theSLiKbandit: HUHH Everyusernameistakenwtf: hmm no theeheadlessowl: gooner type azztomouth69420: dont it sucks quackposting: she's orchie posting willemthefriend: CAUGHT joel_joel_joel_joel_joel_: Jlorp cccaaseeyyy: null ZoWithTheFlow_: it's on Ploob jennameent: GOTEEM lets_get_high135: ICANT MurfDude: cronenburg type comedy team_youwin: D: tysondeercutlets: D: Lightyfire: CAUGHT Reptile_Brain: the substance inders: its on clit PajamasinLlamas: CAUGHT shmanway: D: Fidofidder: It's on poob pogboy1trillion: D: morelikestinker: LMAO dont_call_me_steve: I just got here and we're at rofl birth? Moriwo: It's on clit xX_noScopeLord_Xx: Bruh, that play was garbage. shinyCharizard420: POG POG POG! gamer_gurl97: OMG that was so close! toxic_boi: Get rekt kid lmao slowpokeMaster: Why you so slow tho?

hacker_mode: Is this guy using aimbot? sniperQueen: Nice shot! pepeHands: pepeHands RIP kappaKing: Kappa nice try xd_n00b: LOL ur so bad TacoTuesday: Who else hungry for some tacos? darkS0ul: That was brutal man. chatty_cat: meow NinjaWannabe: Ninja would’ve nailed that. salty_fries: Y’all salty af. uwuSenpai: UwU you got this! p1xelated: bro... just uninstall. shadow_slaya: EZ clap! Sir_DankMemes: Where’s the W?? uwotmate: U WOT M8?! boomer_1337: Back in my day... xxEpicGamerxx: PogChamp in the chat! yeetlord: YEET! frostbite94: Cool moves bro. noobMaster9000: This guy aint it. happy_cactus: Lol that was epic! deadInside: Meh, I’ve seen better. drama_queen: Why is everyone so toxic? hyperPixel: Bruh, that lag tho. GooseOnTheLoose: HONK HONK! rage_quitter: Alt + F4 time... speedrunSally: Speedrun that! PixelPanda: This is cute af. techW0rk: Wait, did the stream just freeze? swaggyMcFly: That jump was insane! b1g_brain_time: 5Head move right there. giga_chad: EZ for the chads. derpyDerp: derp derp pastaKing: Can you cook like you game? lord_of_cringe: That was cringe, ngl. flameThrowa: Flamingggg!!! BigYeetEnergy: YEET or be yeeted. 0megaLUL: OMEGALUL! EazyDubs: Ez dubs, ez life. mrBeanMachine: BEANZ! silentAssassin: You snuck up on that dude so hard! ripKeyboard: Gonna break your keyboard next. bigBrainTimmy: Bro that was a 200 IQ move. tofuDelight: GGWP. pizza_is_life: Can someone order me a pizza? ultimateTroll: Trolled again lol.

goose__bag: Nice ugieman: i need to watch this movie quackposting: northernlion harem RoyMartini: +2 mysterioos_tv: true JonBozz: mega64 type sketch erielle_rs: +2 the_dain_train: darn true deatsu: wtf is the substance about HUHH Moriwo: True Ledface: -2 OafALoaf: Cut his mic polygone1217: HUHH roflA StatStick: This seems like a role Lary would be into OiledUpKing: Demi and Margaret did that shit madeofcroatia: don't spoil it, I have vague intentions to watch it within next 5-10 years FunkyElephantt: he speaks truth JudgingStare: The Substance has just been ruined for me and I was vaguely planning on watching that sometime theSLiKbandit: HUHH Everyusernameistakenwtf: hmm no theeheadlessowl: gooner type azztomouth69420: dont it sucks quackposting: she's orchie posting willemthefriend: CAUGHT joel_joel_joel_joel_joel_: Jlorp cccaaseeyyy: null ZoWithTheFlow_: it's on Ploob jennameent: GOTEEM lets_get_high135: ICANT MurfDude: cronenburg ass comedy team_youwin: D: tysondeercutlets: D: Lightyfire: CAUGHT Reptile_Brain: the substance inders: its on clit PajamasinLlamas: CAUGHT shmanway: D: Fidofidder: It's on poob pogboy1trillion: D: morelikestinker: LMAO dont_call_me_steve: I just got here and we're at rofl birth? Moriwo: It's on clit xX_noScopeLord_Xx: Bruh, that play was garbage. shinyCharizard420: POG POG POG! gamer_gurl97: OMG that was so close! toxic_boi: Get rekt kid lmao slowpokeMaster: Why you so slow tho?